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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World - February 2012

Rule #487: Panty liners are not to be used as eye patches.~Tiffany L.Rule #482: When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”~Amy S.Rule #478: Please do not take your yogurt and spoon with you to the bathroom to continue eating while you poop. I promise the yogurt will not go bad sitting on the kitchen counter, and it will still be there when you finish “taking care of business.” ~Cori H. Rule #475 (which is…See More

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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World - January 2012

Rule #471: You may not turn your baby brother’s exersaucer into an imitation of Disney’s Teacup ride.~Meghann M.Rule #464: Please do not hum “One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall” at preschool dropoff.Rule #462: Do not wrap your penis around the leg of the table. Thanks. ~Aimee S. Rule #459: When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall. ~Rose…See More

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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World - April 2011

Rule #437: No, I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.~Robyn H. Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.~Melissa M. Rule #434: Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.~Meanest Mommy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I…See More

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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World - March 2011

Rule #432: You are not allowed to yell “Don’t beat me!” in the check-out line at Wal-Mart. Again. I know you mean that I’m unloading the cart faster than you; the check-out lady does not.~Kelly S. Rule #429: Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.~Robyn H. Rule #425: No, I will not pay you $200 to eat that chicken nugget.~Jessica…See More

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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World - Feb 2011

Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.~ Bonnie B.Rule #420: When you see a woman with an eye patch at Walmart, perhaps it’s best not to shout, “HEY! SHE’S A PIRATE!”~ Molly H.Rule #418: It is not appropriate to tell the elderly lady looking at strawberries in the produce section of the grocery store that if she eats more fruit and vegetables it will make easier for her to…See More

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