Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World - Feb 2011

Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.

~ Bonnie B.

Rule #420: When you see a woman with an eye patch at Walmart, perhaps it’s best not to shout, “HEY! SHE’S A PIRATE!”

~ Molly H.

Rule #418:   It is not appropriate to tell the elderly lady looking at strawberries in the produce section of the grocery store that if she eats more fruit and vegetables it will make easier for her to poop.

~ Julie F.

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I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.  Check out more rules by me & my guests at Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World.