Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World - April 2011

Rule #437:  No, I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.

~Robyn H.

Rule #435:  Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.

~Melissa M.

Rule #434:  Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.

~Meanest Mommy

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I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.  Check out more rules by me & my guests at Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World.