Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World - February 2012

Rule #487:  Panty liners are not to be used as eye patches.

~Tiffany L.

Rule #482:  When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”

~Amy S.

Rule #475 (which is more of an observation and less of a rule):  If the meanest mommies of the world didn’t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets the same amount as everyone else in the house, we could use our extra time to cure cancer, discover alternate energy sources, and end world hunger.

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I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.  Check out more rules by me & my guests at Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World.