Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World - January 2012

Rule #471:  You may not turn your baby brother’s exersaucer into an imitation of Disney’s Teacup ride.

~Meghann M.

Rule #464:  Please do not hum “One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall” at preschool dropoff.

Rule #459:  When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall. 

~Rose W.

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I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.  Check out more rules by me & my guests at Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World.