Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World - September 2011

Rule #458:  When I’m typing my PIN into the debit card machine at the grocery store, you may not announce the numbers to the entire store.

~Jenn C.

Rule #456:  When you see a woman missing a few teeth, it’s not okay to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, I sure hope the rest of her grownup teeth come in soon!”

~Kate M.

Rule #449:  While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line.  Especially since you’re a little girl.

~Dee G.

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I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.  Check out more rules by me & my guests at Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World.